May 2011
35 posts
May 30th
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The BIBLE Say!
My shrink asked me to name one thing about me I think is attractive, and all I could come up with was “I have nice skin.” Self-esteem is a work in progress… I’m getting there.
May 30th
“So is this what it takes to bring a $499 iPad to our doorsteps? What are the...”
– Third iPad Factory Worker Dies, More Details Emerge (via shutteredwindow)
May 23rd
“Words are to meaning as dollars are to gold.”
– Hector J. Kilgoe, theatri (via saltedknifegreasy)
May 23rd
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Colorism
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctuwJQpNNfQ&NR=1 this Sharon chick is complaining over nothing. she is fine.
May 23rd
bondablackcaviar asked: I changed the name of my Tumblr back to Salted Knife-greasy for you. I even changed the url thingy :-P
May 23rd
May 23rd
May 23rd
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May 19th
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Stoic
saltedknifegreasy: I hope that one day I can break from the way that I’ve grown up and begin to express my emotional states openly.
May 19th
Salted Knife-greasy: Hector's Big Black Book →
saltedknifegreasy: If you happen to see me carrying or writing in a big black book that looks kind of like a huge bible, just know that it’s my journal. Most likely, I’m writing in it because something just pissed me off, and I’d rather get it out in writing so that it isn’t in my head anymore and so that I don’t… I’m glad that didnt end in the word I thought it would. Especially...
May 19th
May 17th
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May 17th
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“Republicans say, “The government sucks,” and then they get elected and prove it....”
–  Bill Maher, paraphrased from Real Time with Bill Maher, 5/13/11 (via shutteredwindow)
May 16th
18. A Problem That You Have Had
hectikshaft: This is an ongoing problem for me: I am totally unclear with people all the time. I need to start just telling people how I feel without holding back so much. I don’t mean making people feel bad or anything; I just have to speak up when it really matters. This goes for saying the bad things as well as the good ones.
May 16th
May 16th
Pinky&Brain →
I try not to link to MediaTakeOut to save people from computer viruses… and STDs. So I’ll give you the gist here; you click if you’re interested. Pinky is leaving porn to go to college. Turns out that wig wasn’t such a bad idea all this time — you can hardly recognize her without it! And you know what, she looks like a nice woman… Which ain’t cool if you ask...
May 16th
““Every time some big clumsy corporate behemoth buys a popular...”
– The Future of Skype (via azspot)
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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PRIDE
“You gonna do your hair? It looks dry.” This bitch makes me sick. My hair looks dry— so fucking what? My hair IS dry. Shit, I’m black! I don’t know what the fuck else she expects. Black people have dry hair, and you look like a fool for apologizing for it.
May 15th
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May 15th
Pride  →
For a friend named Hector, who ain’t letting no Hawk-monkey on his back.
May 15th
May 15th
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May 15th
DEAR GOD,
If I kill myself, will I go to heaven?
"Is there a heaven?"
...Touché, God. Touché.
May 15th
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DEAR GOD,
How do you know if you hate someone?
"Well, it's the little things that let you know — like the way they chew their food."
Ah, thanks.
May 15th
“Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls...”
– Pain, played by Bobcat Goldthwait, in Disney’s ‘Hercules’
May 14th
May 14th
TUMBLR V BLOGGER →
“Tumblr is fresh, fashionable and well-liked. However, with popularity comes responsibility: the more page loads and followers you have, the more likely you’ll feel obligated to update. Blogger hasn’t been popular since people were panicking over Y2K. I could update twice a year and no one would give a shit. Sweet, sweet freedom.” — LMAO
May 14th
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SMS IN DISTRESS
I hate life. Life Is so unfair. I don’t wanna talk about it. I just get so sick of it. I hate my parents. I hate being a dependent. I hate depending on people I don’t give a shit about. I wish I could wake up tomorrow, have a random ass degree, and be at some mind numbing 9-5 already. I’d be so happy if I never had to feel like I owed my parents for anything ever again. I think...
May 14th
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SMS IN DISTRESS
My mother’s just saying grace over the cake she’s eating and pushing her garbage religion on my little sister, who’s rightfully questioning the need for the foolishly empty ritual. “It’s not even food. It’s a snack,” she says; she’s only four. God, children could be so smart if their idiot parents didn’t stifle their achievements with their...
May 14th